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PickYourOwn.org - Pumpkin Patches
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Halloween Tips for Safety and Fun!
Common SenseLinks to more website that have more detailed safety information:
Hype and Hysteria?Some of the more paranoid precautions are below. According to a university professor who researched it, not child has ever been killed or seriously harmed by poisoned candies or fruit. Don't eat apples. They hide razor blades. Don't eat candy until we take it to the nearest emergency room to have it X-rayed. See above. Don't eat anything that isn't factory-sealed. It is likely to contain poisons, toxins or hallucinogens. Don't eat anything homemade, sealed or otherwise. See above. Don't ring the doorbell of anyone you don't know personally. A pervert might answer. Don't get close to groups of teenagers. They capture children, mummify them in toilet paper and set them on fire. Don't set foot inside anyone's front door. This is the night Satan worshippers have been waiting for. Don't move from your parents' line of sight for a second. Your face will wind up on a milk carton. Don't cross any streets. You'll get hit by a runaway vehicle driven by aforementioned teenagers. Don't run. You will trip over your costume.
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