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Halloween Tips for Safety and Fun!


Common Sense

Links to more website that have more detailed safety information:

  • The Official Halloween Safety Game - Since 1996, we have provided this fun way for families and students to learn Halloween Safety while trick-or-treating. If you are going to go door to door trick-or-treating, you should play.
  • Children's Safety Zone
    A non-commercial site dedicated to children's safety issues.
  • Halloween Safety Tips for Companion Animals
    Halloween can be very spooky for the animals we live with! Follow these simple steps to make sure your cats or dogs are safe and secure at Halloween! Brought to you by Tree House Animal Foundation - a not-for-profit humane organization in Chicago, Illinois.
  • LAFD - Halloween Safety Tips
    Safety Tips from the Los Angeles Fire Department.
  • McGruff Safe Kids
    Has Halloween safety products for sale.

 

Halloween Safety
20ish Parents
A Scary Night
Alphabet Soup
Children's Hospital of Oakland
Children's Safety Zone
Cincinatti Police Department
City of Austin Halloween Safety
City Of St. Joseph
Family Corner Halloween Safety
Golden Rules of Halloween
Halloween Magazine
Halloween from Aristotle
Halloween: Fearful Facts
Halloween Safety
Halloween Safety Tips
It's Halloween on Channel 3000
Last Minute Halloween Safety Tips
Little Ones' Halloween Safety
Los Angeles Fire Department
McGruff and Scruff's Halloween Tips
Mouse House Halloween Safety Tips
Needham Online's Halloween Safety
North Brunswick Township
Paranoid Sisters Safety Tips
Pixigirl's Halloween Safety

There's No Page Like Home 

Welcome to 1313 Scary Hollow
Woman's Day
ZooMom's Trick-or-Treat Safety Tips

 

Hype and Hysteria?

Some of the more paranoid precautions are below.  According to  a university professor who researched it, not child has ever been killed or seriously harmed by poisoned candies or fruit.

  • Don't eat apples. They hide razor blades.

  • Don't eat candy until we take it to the nearest emergency room to have it X-rayed. See above.

  • Don't eat anything that isn't factory-sealed. It is likely to contain poisons, toxins or hallucinogens.

  • Don't eat anything homemade, sealed or otherwise. See above.

  • Don't ring the doorbell of anyone you don't know personally. A pervert might answer.

  • Don't get close to groups of teenagers. They capture children, mummify them in toilet paper and set them on fire.

  • Don't set foot inside anyone's front door. This is the night Satan worshippers have been waiting for.

  • Don't move from your parents' line of sight for a second. Your face will wind up on a milk carton.

  • Don't cross any streets. You'll get hit by a runaway vehicle driven by aforementioned teenagers.

  • Don't run. You will trip over your costume.

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